Order by Nov 18 and we aim to have it at your door for Thanksgiving (Thu, Nov 26)

MURMURS

Ships to: US · Canada

Shipping to

Canada: CA$69.95 + CA$12.95 shipping — printed in Ontario, priced in Canadian dollars.

A Murmurs drop · Thanksgiving

Said at the table.

Six sweatshirts, each with a line on the front and its comeback on the back. These are lines people actually said: at parties, on set, around the family table. Lightweight, made for indoors, made for the day.

Order by Nov 18 and we aim to have it at your door for Thanksgiving (Thu, Nov 26)

Made to order, one piece at a time, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Printed in 1–2 business days (US) or about 2 (Canada), then shipped with tracking.

Buy 2 and save 10% with code TABLE2

Buy 3 or more and save 15% with code TABLE3

US orders ship with free Priority shipping

Scroll down for The Portrait Prints: ten AI-made portraits, each sold once.

US: printed in the USA in 1–2 business days, then free Priority shipping (2–3 business days). Order by Nov 18 and we aim to have it at your door for Thanksgiving (Thu, Nov 26).

How the codes work: buy 2 and use TABLE2 for 10% off; buy 3 or more and use TABLE3 for 15% off. One code per order, and codes can’t be combined. Checkout is handled securely by Stripe.

The six

Read the front. Then walk past someone and let the back finish it. Pick your line — the rest is sizing.

Listen sweatshirt in Black, front: You hear noises
Front
Listen sweatshirt in Black, back: But you listen to voices
Back
No. 1 · Listen

Listen

“You hear noises” — and on the back: “But you listen to voices.”

For the one who hears everything in the room — and chooses what to answer.

Color
Size

Buy 2 and save 10% with TABLE2. Buy 3+ and save 15% with TABLE3. One code per order.

Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester · Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (≈271 GSM)

Fit: classic fit, unisex · Print: direct-to-garment (DTG), front + back

Care: machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print

Hidden wordmark inside the neck — US editions

Size chart (inches, garment laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve (center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

Full size guide

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Travel for Food sweatshirt in Forest Green, front: I only travel for Food!
Front
Travel for Food sweatshirt in Forest Green, back: Hold the Mayo, Give Me the Ham!
Back
No. 2 · Food

Travel for Food

“I only travel for Food!” — and on the back: “Hold the Mayo, Give Me the Ham!”

The Thanksgiving one. The trip was never about the place.

Color
Size

Buy 2 and save 10% with TABLE2. Buy 3+ and save 15% with TABLE3. One code per order.

Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester · Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (≈271 GSM)

Fit: classic fit, unisex · Print: direct-to-garment (DTG), front + back

Care: machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print

Hidden wordmark inside the neck — US editions

Size chart (inches, garment laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve (center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

Full size guide

BUYTake it to the table.

Questions? Email us

Patience sweatshirt in Maroon, front: I never doubt your smartness
Front
Patience sweatshirt in Maroon, back: I only question your patience
Back
No. 3 · Patience

Patience

“I never doubt your smartness” — and on the back: “I only question your patience.”

A compliment up front. The truth, gently, behind you.

Color
Size

Buy 2 and save 10% with TABLE2. Buy 3+ and save 15% with TABLE3. One code per order.

Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester · Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (≈271 GSM)

Fit: classic fit, unisex · Print: direct-to-garment (DTG), front + back

Care: machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print

Hidden wordmark inside the neck — US editions

Size chart (inches, garment laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve (center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

Full size guide

BUYTake it to the table.

Questions? Email us

Early sweatshirt in Navy, front: If you're early, you're on time
Front
Early sweatshirt in Navy, back: If you're on time, you're late. If you're late — don't even bother
Back
No. 4 · Early

Early

“If you're early, you're on time” — and on the back: “If you're on time, you're late. If you're late — don't even bother.”

For the host — and for whoever is already, technically, late.

Color
Size

Buy 2 and save 10% with TABLE2. Buy 3+ and save 15% with TABLE3. One code per order.

Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester · Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (≈271 GSM)

Fit: classic fit, unisex · Print: direct-to-garment (DTG), front + back

Care: machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print

Hidden wordmark inside the neck — US editions

Size chart (inches, garment laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve (center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

Full size guide

BUYTake it to the table.

Questions? Email us

Laziness sweatshirt in Black, front: Laziness leads to better solutions
Front
Laziness sweatshirt in Black, back: Under promise. Over deliver.
Back
No. 5 · Laziness

Laziness

“Laziness leads to better solutions” — and on the back: “Under promise. Over deliver.”

Work smarter. The back is how they know you meant it.

Color
Size

Buy 2 and save 10% with TABLE2. Buy 3+ and save 15% with TABLE3. One code per order.

Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester · Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (≈271 GSM)

Fit: classic fit, unisex · Print: direct-to-garment (DTG), front + back

Care: machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print

Hidden wordmark inside the neck — US editions

Size chart (inches, garment laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve (center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

Full size guide

BUYTake it to the table.

Questions? Email us

Experiment sweatshirt in Navy, front: Life is a long-term experiment
Front
Experiment sweatshirt in Navy, back: You don't even know what you're trying to discover
Back
No. 6 · Experiment

Experiment

“Life is a long-term experiment” — and on the back: “You don't even know what you're trying to discover.”

Nobody at the table has the results yet. That’s the point.

Color
Size

Buy 2 and save 10% with TABLE2. Buy 3+ and save 15% with TABLE3. One code per order.

Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester · Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (≈271 GSM)

Fit: classic fit, unisex · Print: direct-to-garment (DTG), front + back

Care: machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print

Hidden wordmark inside the neck — US editions

Size chart (inches, garment laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve (center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

Full size guide

BUYTake it to the table.

Questions? Email us

Second drop · The Portrait Prints

One of one. Each print sells once.

Ten AI-made portraits. Each one goes to a single buyer, then leaves the site.

Once a portrait sells, it’s taken off this page for good. You get the full-resolution file, a certificate of ownership, and our written promise that we won’t sell or reuse that image. Previews on this page are small, so the full detail is in the file you buy.

Honestly labeled: every portrait here is AI-generated. No real person, no sitting, no camera — just the image. Some prints are made for adult audiences.

Every face here is AI-generated. No real person sat for, or is depicted in, any of these portraits.

Butterfly Reverie — AI-generated art print, fantasy portrait
Print No. 1 · Fantasy portrait

Butterfly Reverie

Butterflies, origami birds, and a face that holds still. The strongest image we have ever made.

Best print size: up to 10 × 13 in · File: 3264 × 4096 px

AI-generated

$199 · one of one, sold once

File fingerprint: 80388bc4bf56f348…

Buy this print — $199

Questions? Email us

Forbidden Encounters — AI-generated art print, dark romance
Print No. 2 · Dark romance

Forbidden Encounters

A red-lit room, a black dress, a story already half told. Made for a cover — it knows it.

Best print size: up to 10 × 13 in · File: 3264 × 4096 px

AI-generated

$199 · one of one, sold once

File fingerprint: 0ae018d86c95a6ae…

Buy this print — $199

Questions? Email us

Floraison — AI-generated art print, editorial
Print No. 3 · Editorial

Floraison

A dress made of flowers, Paris behind her. Worn like a decision.

Best print size: up to 3 × 6 in · File: 1152 × 2048 px

AI-generated

$199 · one of one, sold once

File fingerprint: aa4704beadc1d009…

Buy this print — $199

Questions? Email us

Moon Devil — AI-generated art print, halloween
Print No. 4 · Halloween

Moon Devil

Horns against a full moon. October's favorite, all year.

Best print size: up to 3 × 6 in · File: 1152 × 2048 px

AI-generated

$199 · one of one, sold once

File fingerprint: 3aa3b7f7a5f317f0…

Buy this print — $199

Questions? Email us

Rainbow Hour — AI-generated art print, sunset portrait
Print No. 5 · Sunset portrait

Rainbow Hour

Rainbow light over dark water, at the exact minute the day gives up.

Best print size: up to 10 × 13 in · File: 3288 × 4096 px

AI-generated

$199 · one of one, sold once

File fingerprint: d777f2c6e4c39d3b…

Buy this print — $199

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Autumn in Red — AI-generated art print, editorial
Print No. 6 · Editorial

Autumn in Red

Black-and-white world, one red dress, leaves doing the rest.

Best print size: up to 10 × 13 in · File: 3264 × 4096 px

AI-generated

$199 · one of one, sold once

File fingerprint: 50897f863934222b…

Buy this print — $199

Questions? Email us

Green Shore — AI-generated art print, beach portrait
Print No. 7 · Beach portrait

Green Shore

Green silk, grey sea, no hurry at all.

Best print size: up to 10 × 13 in · File: 3264 × 4096 px

AI-generated

$199 · one of one, sold once

File fingerprint: 4e79e87f79f28d08…

Buy this print — $199

Questions? Email us

Terracotta — AI-generated art print, portrait
Print No. 8 · Portrait

Terracotta

Warm walls, warmer smile. The most human face in the set.

Best print size: up to 3 × 6 in · File: 1152 × 2048 px

AI-generated

$199 · one of one, sold once

File fingerprint: dc509c12e880057c…

Buy this print — $199

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Studio Blonde — AI-generated art print, portrait
Print No. 9 · Portrait

Studio Blonde

One light, one face, nothing to hide behind. Clean as a headshot gets.

Best print size: up to 5 × 6 in · File: 1536 × 2048 px

AI-generated

$199 · one of one, sold once

File fingerprint: d4e267f173dc23b3…

Buy this print — $199

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At the Desk — AI-generated art print, office portrait
Print No. 10 · Office portrait

At the Desk

Black lace, real keyboard, deadlines somewhere off-camera.

Best print size: up to 3 × 6 in · File: 1152 × 2048 px

AI-generated

$199 · one of one, sold once

File fingerprint: e2c08f77d517cc4b…

Buy this print — $199

Questions? Email us

What you get, in plain terms

The file: the full-resolution image, exactly as generated, sent securely and checked for accuracy. You also get a certificate of ownership.

Printing: print it as many times as you like for yourself. It’s yours.

Commercial use: yes, including as a book cover. Buying it makes you the only owner.

Editing: change it however you like for your own use.

Our promise: we will never sell, license, or reuse that image again. We delete our copies and confirm it in writing.

Refunds: $199 digital sale: if the delivered master doesn’t match the published preview fingerprint, or the file is defective, we re-deliver or refund in full. Completed sales where the master was delivered and our copies deleted cannot be undone — that is the nature of 1 of 1.

Copyright, honestly: in some countries, including the US, AI-generated images may not qualify for copyright. What you own is the one original file plus our written promise. We’d rather you know that before you buy.

Sizes: each print lists its largest clean size at 300 dpi. The 3264 × 4096 and 3288 × 4096 files print up to about 10 × 13 in; the 1536 × 2048 file up to about 5 × 6 in; the 1152 × 2048 files up to about 3 × 6 in.