A Murmurs drop · Thanksgiving

Said at the table.

For years, certain lines stayed with us — said at parties, on sets, across family tables. Six of them are now sweatshirts: one line on the front, its other half waiting on the back. Lightweight, made for indoors, made for the day.

Drop status: Open — briefly

Printed to order, one at a time. Nothing stocked, nothing wasted. When it's gone, it's gone.

Buy 2 — 10% off the order · code TABLE2

Buy 3+ — 15% off the order · code TABLE3

US — free Priority shipping

New — The Portrait Prints · ten AI art prints, below the sweatshirts

US: free Priority shipping (2–3 business days after production). Order by Nov 18 for Thanksgiving (Nov 26).

No. 1 · Listen

Listen

“You hear noises” — and on the back: “But you listen to voices.”

For the one who hears everything in the room — and chooses what to listen to.

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No. 2 · Food

Travel for Food

“I only travel for Food!” — and on the back: “Hold the Mayo, Give Me the Ham!”

The Thanksgiving one. Travel plans were never really about the place.

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No. 3 · Patience

Patience

“I never doubt your smartness” — and on the back: “I only question your patience.”

A compliment on the front. The truth, gently, on the back.

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No. 4 · Early

Early

“If you're early, you're on time” — and on the back: “If you're on time, you're late. If you're late — don't even bother.”

For whoever hosts — and whoever is always, technically, already late.

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No. 5 · Laziness

Laziness

“Laziness leads to better solutions” — and on the back: “Under promise. Over deliver.”

Smarter, not harder. The back is how you know they meant it.

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No. 6 · Experiment

Experiment

“Life is a long-term experiment” — and on the back: “You don't even know what you're trying to discover.”

Nobody at the table has the results yet. That is rather the point.

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Second drop · The Portrait Prints

After the table, the portraits.

Ten original AI-generated portraits, chosen from hundreds — the ones that stopped us mid-scroll. Sold as high-resolution digital files: print them your way, frame them your way. Any of them can also be licensed alone, as a book cover — one buyer, then it is gone.

Honestly labelled: every portrait here is AI-generated. No real person, no sitting, no camera — just the image.